Originally published at The Catholic Thing
If Wit so much from Ign’rance undergo,
Ah let not Learning too commence its foe!
Of old, those met rewards who could excel,
And such were prais’d who but endeavour’d well:
Tho’ triumphs were to gen’rals only due,
Crowns were reserv’d to grace the soldiers too,
Now, they who reach Parnassus’ lofty crown,
Employ their pains to spurn some others down;
And while self-love each jealous writer rules,
Contending wits become the sport of fools:
But still the worst with most regret commend,
For each ill Author is as bad a Friend.
To what base ends, and by what abject ways,
Are mortals urg’d thro’ sacred lust of praise!
Ah ne’er so dire a thirst of glory boast,
Nor in the Critic let the Man be lost.
Good-nature and good-sense must ever join;
To err is human, to forgive, divine.
But if in noble minds some dregs remain
Not yet purg’d off, of spleen and sour disdain;
Discharge that rage on more provoking crimes,
Nor fear a dearth in these flagitious times.
No pardon vile Obscenity should find,
Tho’ wit and art conspire to move your mind;
But Dulness with Obscenity must prove
As shameful sure as Impotence in love.
In the fat age of pleasure wealth and ease
Sprung the rank weed, and thriv’d with large increase:
When love was all an easy Monarch’s care;
Seldom
